Have you heard...

...the joke that goes something like this:

If you've been here five minutes and you haven't been insulted, you're being ignored.

I've always liked that joke, and I always associate it with Maine; I'm not sure why. I think the guy who told it to me claimed to have heard it in a bar somewhere up there. Anyway, it occurs to me that it might be especially apt for our little coffee shop. And probably for anywhere I am.

(I mention this only because I've been reading - for the last ten minutes anyway - a Stephen King novel, and as we all know, 99% of his stories take place in Maine, this one being no exception. So you can see my train of thought.)

Right... well... I guess that's all.