Reuben playing on the beach.
About ten of Emily's cards. I happened upon an especially good selection today.
George W. Bush's new book, the title of which I do not know because Barnes & Noble put their 30% off sticker over every single one. Or rather, the fact that I do not know the title, for the aforementioned reason.
A barista shouting "I've got a red velvet cupcake..." and me thinking "well you don't have to brag about it...". It's not funny at all, which is why it made me laugh. Another paradox for the day. If it had been funny, it wouldn't have made me laugh... Think about it. But don't hurt yourself.
Three games for sale in Barnes & Noble: Equilibrio; Architecto; Tangramino. What the fuck? They sound like ridiculously boring super heroes.
Also, it seems the new plan to get girls interested in science is to appeal to their superficial natures. They've apparently developed "chemistry sets" oriented toward the production of perfumes and spa-related ointments, lotions, tinctures, etc.
And finally...
The word "tinctures".
Why didn't you answer the phone when I called, shithead?
ReplyDeleteWhen did you call me, poopyface?
ReplyDeleteGeorge Bush's new book is named, "Decision Points". His view of the Presidential office from the inside, his decision to quit drinking, how he choose his cabinet, the 911 experience, etc. Haven't read it...probably won't, but have seen him promoting it on TV.
ReplyDeleteWhere are you now? What are these cards that Emily gave you? Give the pups a hug from me. And here's a cyber hug for you...O