...when you tell people you spent the day at home, and you actually live in a home, it sounds pleasant and relaxing. When you tell people you spent the day at home and you live in a van, it sounds weird and pathetic.
But hey, I did sit on the beach and watch the suffers for a little while.
I'll tell you, the two things these people love are surfing, and malls. I've never seen so many people in the water or at a mall in my life. And actually, the two have one thing in common. Because the mall here is outdoors, they both demand that everyone pretend it's much warmer than it actually is, which they also seem to really enjoy. I was standing there shivering in my sweater, and some crazy bitch was swimming in a bikini. At least the surfers have the brains to put on wetsuits for Christ's sake.
Calling surfers "suffers" is funny. Even if it was accidental... chilly digits? :)
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