On the Jersey Shore

So far, being off the Grid is a whole lot like being on the Grid, but with cold toes and a headache. That said, in the last five hours I've been to the Jersey Shore, the Grand Canyon and Burning Man. Okay, that last one is a lie; I would never go to Burning Man. But the other two are true. Sort of. I don't know how they got away with it, but PA seems to have pinched two of our nation's largest tourist attractions. I won't tell, but sooner or later someone's going to figure it out and boy are NJ and AZ going to be pissed.

I don't know what I'm doing yet, but when I figure it out, you'll be the first to know.