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Don't complain, don't explain. The person who really cares will be willing to forget and forgive, but this isn't the time to test how far you can go. Understanding and compassion can create a buffer zone.

This is my horoscope for today, according to the local (Wilmington, NC) paper. Does anyone even know what it means? This paper has the worst horoscopes. Every day it's something either bizarre, or so bizarre that it's completely nonsensical. Also, and this isn't fair, but it is true: the font they use is really big - like 12 pt. at least - and it really takes a chunk out of the credibility. Like large-print books. It could be War and fucking Peace, but if it's in large print it looks like something from the young adult section. So I guess what I'm trying to say is... people with bad vision look stupid when they read. Which is a bummer, because most of us rely on books to make us look smarter.


By the way, if any of you guys want to read my going away essay (predictably titled Off the grid) let me know and I'll send it to you. Remember the rule though: if you read it, you have to give me at least some feedback. Email me. (Some of you have it already, in which case you should of course disregard.)