Verbal volleyball often puts the ball in your court. Since you are fast on your mental feet, this is a good time to discuss relationships, handle computer chores or immerse yourself in technologies.
This wisdom thanks to StarNews: North Carolina's News Leader Since 1867
WHAT THE FUCK?! Fast on my mental feet I may be, but not fast enough to figure out what the fuck that horoscope is supposed to mean.
Hook up your new dvd player and call your ex-girlfriends to harass them about what went wrong in the relationship?
ReplyDeleteSo... ummm... what? Is a half carat not enough? Do you think I should upgrade? Is it bad that Charles isn't a marine? Why do military personnel get tax free diamonds for their skanky uniform-chasing bimbo girlfriends? Is Tiffanys in on this? Fuck. Where's my belt? I'm so pissed I'm gonna beat my kids. I wonder if Wal-Mart is having a good deal on belts... or diamonds? Do you think they have 2 carat diamonds? You can stop reading... this isn't going anywhere. But if it weren't so freezing in the mountains, I would highly recommend a trip to the Lynchburg Wal-Mart at some point this holiday season. It was always a laugh when I was there. I once got hit on by a gentleman that used the fact that he was getting an EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT on his COLLECTIBLE ACTION FIGURES to impress me. Yes, I think that deserved caps... and I don't ever remember seeing a cop in Lynchburg. Ever. So... it has that going for it. That being said, it's more than likely you'll be gang-raped by a group of hillbillies(literally... down from the hills to buy X-mas presents... and I think they might really believe it's a mass in celebration of the letter "X") and thrown into the river... BUT if you find yourself surrounded by illiterate and slightly malformed human beings and it seems like that's about to happen, just find a black person. The cops I never saw in 4 years will probably be there in the twinkling of an eye... ;)
You ARE getting drunker with every post! Impressive...
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